We all have those things we find annoying. I have a lot of them. A lot. I wish I could be more zen and all, but no. No. Anyway, here's a sampling of what's currently making me homicidal:
1. I have to pee but I don't want to.
2. There's this hair on the side of my face that is touching my face.
3. My foot is touching the floor wrong.
4. I'm hungry but I don't know what to eat.
5. Someone talking, and I wish they would die of a heart attack instead.
6. I have significant and important things to write about, but my skin is too tight, and it's really distracting and all I can think about is how I wish I could take my underwear off and dance around in the rain naked howling like a banshee and throwing curses at my enemies.
7. I'm pretty sure my computer has been hacked.
Saturday, March 30, 2019
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